Life Partner Position Now Available

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A Midwest gal with a positive attitude, kind heart, thriving career, and living in San Diego seeks to find a life partner who will share in the co-creation of an adventurous, fun, and loving relationship. Minimum requirements include a sense of humor, must be taller than 5'8" and enjoys eating chicken wings. To express interest, be the first to say “Hello,” avoid long back-and-forth small talk texting conversations, and be ready to ask me on a date to meet in-person for food, drinks, and conversation. Successful candidates with similar interests and shared values are likely to move onto a second date. Quality time and attention is the primary love language commensurate with qualifications. Position is open until filled.